Tag Archives: Humor

Pun of the Day 3

Posted on 07. May, 2009 by Unknown Author.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.   Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak  and heat it, too.

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Pun of the Day 2

Posted on 06. May, 2009 by Unknown Author.

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, ‘Dam!’

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Pun of the Day 1

Posted on 05. May, 2009 by Unknown Author.

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A vulture  boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.  The Stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

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