Pun of the Day 2
Posted on 06. May, 2009 by Unknown Author.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, ‘Dam!’
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Pun of the Day 1
Posted on 05. May, 2009 by Unknown Author.
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
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Quote of the Day 17
Posted on 09. Apr, 2009 by Unknown Author.
There is no distinctly native American criminal class… save Congress.
— Mark Twain
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Quote of the Day 16
Posted on 08. Apr, 2009 by Unknown Author.
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
— Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
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Quote of the Day 15
Posted on 07. Apr, 2009 by Unknown Author.
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
— G. Gordon Liddy
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Quote of the Day 14
Posted on 06. Apr, 2009 by Unknown Author.
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!
— P.J. O’Rourke
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Quote of the Day 13
Posted on 05. Apr, 2009 by Unknown Author.
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
— Mark Twain (1866)
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Quote of the Day 12
Posted on 04. Apr, 2009 by Unknown Author.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
— Mark Twain
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Quote of the Day 11
Posted on 03. Apr, 2009 by Unknown Author.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
— Winston Churchill
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Quote of the Day 10
Posted on 02. Apr, 2009 by Unknown Author.
Talk is cheap… except when Congress does it.
— Anonymous
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Quote of the Day 9
Posted on 01. Apr, 2009 by Unknown Author.
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
— Thomas Jefferson
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Quote of the Day 8
Posted on 31. Mar, 2009 by Unknown Author.
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
— Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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Quote of the Day 7
Posted on 30. Mar, 2009 by Unknown Author.
Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
- If it moves, tax it.
- If it keeps moving, regulate it.
- And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
— Ronald Reagan (1986)
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Quote of the Day 6
Posted on 29. Mar, 2009 by Unknown Author.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
— P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian
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Quote of the Day 5
Posted on 28. Mar, 2009 by Unknown Author.
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
— George Bernard Shaw
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Quote of the Day 4
Posted on 27. Mar, 2009 by Unknown Author.
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle…
— Winston Churchill
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Quote of the Day 3
Posted on 26. Mar, 2009 by Unknown Author.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
— Mark Twain
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